It's the Robot not a Credit Crunch!

Visit Guides straight from the Dispenser .. for £1 mind you .... but ....

.... in the coming days, the Keeper of the Fortalice, otherwise known as Burris Bursary Winner 2007 Pat Fox, will be installing a truly amazing seaside machine just opposite The Prestoungrange Gothenburg - close by the totem pole.

It's not What the Butler Saw! It dispenses a trio of Arts Festival leaflets being the guides for visitors to the Murals Trail, the Witches Remembrance and the Battlefield Walk. To actuate it you only need to insert a £1 coin.



However, there's even better news because with each £1 for the trio of guides comes a Voucher from The Gothenburg to visit with them and claim a £1 or £2 reduction from the price of a meal [excluding alcohol] when you spend at least £5 or £10 respectively.

There's a tip here for Alastair Darling's next budget perhaps. Firstly the robot serves both left and right handers with no added VAT of 15%. Secondly the reduction in the price of £5/ £10 worth of food at The Goth is not 2.5% but no less than 20%.

All who are contemplating a visit to The Gothenburg [other than on a booked party] could usefully bear in mind this excellent Crunchtime Offer.